A Belated July Statement From Author Mike Emil

In yet another unauthorized and un-officiated ‘conversation’ really a mad rant from his porch with self-proclaimed whiffle-ball and badmitten champion “both at the same time!” of the world—

—Mike Emil speaks out against the World Live 8 Concert.

“—Ahh—Fuck!—That’s it! It’s Music Television! So we can’t show you any MUSIC cuz that’s gonna be sold off later on on video—And DVD—And CD! Dammit! It’s a concert to end poverty, so we gotta make a corporate buck! –Ahh! Makes me fucking sick! The free world’s paying for this concert event and we can’t even see it for free! I’ll give ‘em 2 lbs. of fucking flour if they need it so damn bad! It’s empty calories if it’s white anyway!
—And the line up sucked!
It’s MUSIC TELEVISION—
—SHOW US THE CONCERT!
Music Television USED to show music, now they have reality shows and fashion crap and nonsense. What the fuck does a road trip have to do with the latest Jet video???? Nuthin! Dammit!
FUCK YOU CORPORATE MUSIC TELEVISION—
—I WANT MY MTV!!!!!”

—And down with rap!

—But Stevie Wonder was cool as always—Last of the soul! Burp!

—Damn You, Bob Geldof! I had faith in you to make ‘em show the damn show!

—I Mike Emil have a new thing for Bjork after she played in Tokyo Japan! Puffy Ami Bjork!"

In an unprecedented note of some compassion Mike Emil was also noted to have grumbled “Let’s hope they did some fucking good!”

This the Official Mike Emil site would like to take a moment to mention the great loss of Luther Vandross to the soul community and music in general. Mike Emil himself had no comment on the matter.

Mike Emil Drunken Quote of the Month: “Abracadaverrrrr…Puts sssssome PUNCH in my juice, Honey! Ahhh!”
- posted by Anonymous @ 7/10/2005 11:20:00 AM