Author Mike Emil still reeling from his on-going New Year's Eve drunk when approached by local freelance journalists was found carving rocks in a crude attempt at making neolithic style weapons that appeared to be either hammers or very unfinished axes.
The wildly unkempt author bemoned the passing of both Hunter S. Thompson and Bruce Springsteen. When it was pointed out that 'The Boss' Bruce Springsteen was very much alive, the once and future author became angered and threw his newly created tools in a manner that might be considered offensive and assaulting, however no charges were pressed to date.

Mike Emil is continuing his sojourn into the boundless reaches of alcoholic splendor.

"Manaschevitz! --Cuz is and it's perfect. You pigs! Grift me more chulla. Ahhhh make it fust. I'm zin a ferry, er zinfendel. Ahhh, buy me a drink!"
--Drunken quotations from Mike Emil (circa March 2005)

Be sure to look for (if not actually find) Mike Emil's upcoming rant about Kohlrabi Theater and a publishing of his notes for "Oedipus Lunch" as performed with semi-soft tomatoes.
- posted by Anonymous @ 3/02/2005 09:42:00 PM