Ass in Tongues
The Blogosphere is once again set ablaze with rumor and speculation as the release of author, and former Royal Marine Sniper, Mike Emil's etymological quest 'Ass in Tongues: Taste Our Common Flavors' comes near to fruition. The 'Ass in Tongues' Project, concieved in 1994, in Mike's own words is "...something of an homage to the likes of Carlin [seven dirty words], Hall [sniglets], or even that bowl-legged, squab-eating, gimpy-boy-lovin' Pepsi Matisac [seventh grade sentence diagramming]!" Followed by what by all recounts seems to be a misquote of Ted DiBiase, he continued to slur with a wide brandishing of his drink in one hand, a hundred dollar bill in the other " ...what the fuck, 'everybody's got an ass'! Right?? Well answer me you fucks..." The Million Dollar Man was unavalable for comment. In all alleged actuality the project's aims to gather together from all diverse languages and slang the complete list of words that mean 'ass'. If that were not daunting enough Mr. Emil has gone well above the boards with an in-depth, if not anal, etymology of every example of the vulgarity. It appears that once again Mike Emil is about to throw the gauntlet down before the publishing world. In the end, if history were his yardstick, it looks like we may all all have to take a lick of Mike Emil's 'Ass...' [with grease].

Also of Mike Emil Fanatic's interest is the fact that 'Killing Antz the Fun Way' is now only surpassed in translations by the Bible! Rabid, and personally frightening, Mike Emil raged "..Oh fucking great! Way to pull a Lennon, idiots! Now they'll be burnin' MY albums, now they won't want me to take a Japanese bride! I can't see Ringo anymore [sobs], and Arafat's dead. Well, if they wanna compare me to Jesus... fine. I'm the better carpenter, dammit, but I always see his cars everywhere. As for the religion, time will tell. Clone me for the second coming and we'll whip 'em out to see who's is bigger... ".
- posted by raymond @ 3/18/2005 04:09:00 AM