Reclusive millionaire tops Schwarzenegger donors

Millionaire William Armsted Robinson who has long been purported to be a member of Mike Emil's inner circle of friends and confidants is backing Ah-nold! However, being nearly as reclusive as author and mine shaft spelunker Mike Emil these rumors are very hard to to substantiate. It is interesting to note that DHL courier service does appear to handle a generous portion of Mike Emil's affairs in and outside the continental United States. And DHL is mentioned very prominently in Mike Emil's 'Turn me into a vegetable.'

Excerpt: "I was a vegetable once, lonely and full of that brown stuff that gets on lettuce when it's been on the fridge door too long." He turned to DHL for support and was surprised at the lack of internal bureaucracy and the nice little luncheons they held and had those cheese mousses that he used to find out in Portland on First Thursday. But the wine was crap. Lucky he'd brought his flask along. "Oh, flask! --I love those cheese mousses but they don't warm my liver the way your vodka does!" From then on it was DHL and vodka all the way, baby! I'm still a vegetable, ya know?

William Armsted Robinson's office could not be contacted immediately for comment. And Mike Emil has since changed his phone number for the elevanth consecutive time this year.
- posted by Anonymous @ 12/05/2004 11:18:00 AM