Saturday, December 04, 2004
Mike Emil takes stab at medical bureaucracy
Dateline: Azwan
Angry author and long time John Denver critic, Mike Emil has apparently snuck another publication out the door. 'A Milking for Baby' (2004 Harmonhouse) is a sorted unauthorized look into the corrupt and bloated world of Medical Transcription and white slavery. Mr. Emil is not noted to do investigative type reporting, unless he has a personal beef with the subject matter. It begs then to wonder why all of Mike's works aren't so awakening, but all Mike Emil Fanatics know it's all about vindication. Press Amalgimated haphazardly caught up with Mr. Emil in a chance encounter along the Nile delta. After a long chase we got the following quote- "...alright already you b-[delete explitive]. [panting and read faced] I think I'm gonna pass out! Where's my drink? Oh there you are you little brain lube you. Daddy's gonna drink you all up and make the bad people disappear... [takes deep chug of comicly colored liquid] AAAH! Anyway, what the f-[delete explitive] do you a-[delete explitive] want?!!" ... "Oh, well why the f-[delete explitive] didn't you say so a-[delete explitive]? NO COMMENT! Now piss off!". As if to emphisize his point, Mr. Emil proceeded to urinate in a broad and flamboyant manner into the longest river in Africa.