Breaking News! Mike Emil Re-Releases Holiday Un-Classic

In a rare publishing event, author and jack rabbit hunter: Mike Emil has decide to re-release his Thanksgiving Holiday story 'The Worst Thanksgiving Ever!' The author noted that the holiday is in fact over and that he purposely released the story after the fact to express his dislike of conventional holidays in and of themselves. The nuerotic author is quoted as saying: 'Damn straight it went out late! I don't care. I hate the holidays ALMOST as much as you stupid people who keep getting into my house and asking me these ridiculous questions! I mean what do I have ta do? How many locks do I gotta put on this frickin door?'
After numerous explicatives the irritated writer of such works as 'Turn Me Into a Vegetable' and 'Killing Antz the Fun Way' took time to bemoan Christmas as well citing old legends of a little troll that whipped children with a tree branch as being more palatible to his x-mas spirit then anything toy stores are offering.
The irate author is currently reciving a bill for damages concerning his front door and staff camera equipment. However, 'The Worst Thanksgiving Ever!' will hit bookstores well before christmas...maybe.
- posted by Anonymous @ 11/29/2004 06:41:00 PM