Saturday, October 09, 2004
The rumor mill is at it again. Unidentified sources close to reclusive author and Franco-alarmist Mike Emil have come forth with sketchy information about what could possibly be the next journalistic coup of said author. Reportedly the project- ‘Hindsight is 20/20 -OR- My All-Seeing Brown Eye Sees You' circumscribes the many on-again, off-again sorted tantric affairs of Mike Emil over the debaucherous ‘Clinton’ years. In true character, reportedly Mike takes absolutely no blame for the fiery [sometimes literally] demise of his notoriously, though secluded, hedonistic relationships. Speculation runs high across the internet, as well as Main Street USA that there may also be revelations as to the mysterious disappearance of paparazzi over a similar period in the world famous Pocono resort area. The Office of Mike Emil as well as the Mike Emil Fanatics Club had no comment at the time of this publishing