Saturday, October 09, 2004
In a fleeting conversation between helicopter flights we caught up with noted author and consumer advocate Mike Emil, who confirmed his contempt for his self-created ‘Mike Emil Fanatics Club’. Acknowledged founder, Mr. Emil, says quote “Of course I came up with it. I gots a little place out in Kansas, they think I live there! It’s amazing what the pigeons will pay for with their filthy money. Idiots! Anyway I’m not doing anything the Church hasn’t been doing for millenium. Now that's a scam! Selling salvation, they disgust me. I wish I could come up with a religion where people worshiped pineapples and send me a lotta money,,, wait a minute, who the hell are you and why are you in touching me?”