Mike Emil Debunks Book Tour

In a press release from author Mike Emil's publicist(who wishes to continue to remain anonymous and spoke to us under those conditions), the proported Book Tour for "The Quick and the Burnt" is "just a fricken rumor," according to naturalist and gun enthusiast Mike Emil. "Where the Hell these rumors start, I dunno, but all of it's crap! There's no tour. There's no damn book. But I like the stuff about John Denver. I'll take credit for that! But stop all this shitten lies. I'll sue ya! I'll sue somebody that's for sure!"

Originally, the book tour was intended according to our earlier sources to visit college campus across the US before dipping down into Tijuana.

We will keep you posted on any changes and any new news about Mike Emil and his work.
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